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Gingrich promises moon base that could become 51st state

solitaryforager:

The imperative of the powerful to dominate never ceases. 

Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich on Wednesday vowed to build a lunar colony that he said could eventually become the 51st state.

Speaking to Republicans on Florida’s Space Coast, the former House Speaker explained that the “grandiose” idea would be possible because the government would fuel innovation by awarding prizes and incentives to private businesses.

“At one point early in my career, I introduced the Northwest Ordinance for Space,” Gingrich recalled, referring to it as the “weirdest thing” he’d ever done. “I said when we got — I think the number is 13,000 — when we have 13,000 Americans living on the moon, they can petition to become a state.”

Man, where does he get these ideas?

(Source: socialuprooting, via inspirement)

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    Man, where does he get these ideas?
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    Hey Newt, haven’t you heard of The Moon Treaty that establishes that no state can claim ownership over the moon or part...
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    its going to take alot longer than 8 years to figure out how to indefinitely sustain life on a geologically dead...
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    Okay, in all seriousness…I would totally move to the moon. Make this an issue Newt. Manifest Destiny 2.0.
  12. wings-for-marie reblogged this from socialuprooting and added:
    moon! COME MR.BIGILSWORTH!!”
  13. gravyholocaust reblogged this from sociopoliticaldribble and added:
    How come no one ever figured out Newt is a Mooninite.
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    ^OMG! YOU’RE SO RIGHT. IT’S THE ONLY WAY TO GET SOME GODDAMN PEACE.
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    WELL GUYS, YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE TO DO. HAVE A HUGE ANARCHIST UPRISING HERE SO THAT OUR GOVERNMENT GIVES US THE MOON AND...
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    But in reality… he wants to start a colony of his amphibious spawn. It will actually be their base camp for ruling the...
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    Man, I was really into that idea. Like, what a fucking awesome idea coming from such a shitty dude.
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    moondust Prepare...marginalized #occupymoon
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    And people say that the United States isn’t an empire, or has no imperial ambitions. You’d have thought that the 20th...
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    other planets… but not like this Newt
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